LEGENDS OF DIRTCLAN :parody:The Legends of DirtclanIn a dense forest thats also part desert with a waterfall and a volcano and even a swamp in the volcano, and in the desert part lives a clan of legends... of heroes... called Dirtclan. The leader of the clan is Picklestar, a beautiful blue colored cat with emerald eyes and jet black paws.Her deputy is a handsome red tabby with golden flecks in his pelt and purple eyes named Frogcatcher. They have many warriors, some called Shitface, Orangesunshine, Jetbutt, Lizardskin, and Lemonfur. Their medicene cat is a gay tom named Sparkleheart who is white with sparkles in his fur no one knows why but he sure is gay. He also
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